Looking for a possible trade

Some history...
I've had my Xenon for almost a year and I love it. My wife got one shortly after that was then ran over in the fall. I tried, unsuccessfully, to get an unlocked AT&T one from ebay. She now has a new rogers one thanks to the upgrade program, and that got me thinking. There are benefits to both the Rogers and AT&T Xenon's

So what I'm offering...
I'm looking for a serious forum member, and I've been here long enough to know you, that is willing to get a NEW AT&T Xenon and trade it for a NEW Rogers Xenon. This was my first stop to see if there was any interest.

I can think of only one drawback on my part. Rogers does not like to unlock the phones for use with other carriers, ever, period. I hate them for that. In order to actually use the NEW phone that you would be getting, you would have to unlock it yourself. You never know, maybe AT&T would do that...

So, that was a lot of reading. Are you still here? Do you still care?